Pen Prank

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DISCLAIMER: This prank is intended for personal use on those overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor, and bowel issues. These pranks are unsuitable for victims with weak hearts, small bladders, queasy stomachs and expecting mothers. can not be held responsible for your victims reactions or damage / injury that may or may not happen to yourself or property.


  1. Atwas911 April 24, 2011 at 4:07 pm - Reply


    Teaching people how to hide incendiary devices inside of small concealable objects.

    The terror alert has just been raised to level “ORANGE”.

    Panic has set in at airports accost the nation as pen after pen are rounded up from offices, personnel, and passengers by bomb-bots and loaded into detonation safes where they are destroyed in a controlled environment.

    People in possession of pens are held captive, without warrant, without access to legal counsel, and questioned for hours regarding their status as a domestic terrorist..

    Their children in the corners, still crying from their cavity searches..

    ~ O beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain… ~

    • Common Sense April 25, 2011 at 10:55 pm - Reply

      The reason the terror threat is so elevated in america is because of people like you who are willing to go to the extreme. It’s the reason belts and shoes are being removed in security terminals out of threat that someone can hide a weapon IN A BELT. It’s ludicrous to make the logical jump to all pens being confiscated because of a simple prank and its dangerous to be instilling that fear into peoples already paranoid minds.

      Remove that Anon mask from your avatar – you’re not worthy to troll.

      Really great prank. I”m going to use it sometime, I have many friends who like to steal my stuff. Wonder how well it works!

      • AntiTroll April 27, 2011 at 4:16 am - Reply

        Can’t tell if you’re trolling, or just very stupid. But anyway, he didn’t say that the terror alert level should be raised or pens should be confiscated. It was a satirical poke at our ridiculous airport security system.

        • Atwas911 April 29, 2011 at 12:05 pm - Reply

          tyvm :D

          • Tim May 12, 2011 at 10:10 pm -

            damn theres needs to be a sarcasm font

        • anon April 30, 2011 at 1:44 am - Reply

          you fed the troll

        • crashmburn May 11, 2011 at 6:43 pm - Reply

          Stop feeding the trolls, Antitroll!

      • umop apisdn April 27, 2011 at 9:15 pm - Reply

        Maybe if you looked on the internet to find something stronger than a party popper then you could get them good…

      • A cog in the Machine April 29, 2011 at 3:04 am - Reply

        I resent you implying that all Anons are trolls.
        We like helping just as much as the next guy. Mostly because we ARE the next guy. Anon is legion, made up of neighbors, loved ones, strangers and lovers, no one knowing their best friend is standing right next to them while they protest.
        We’re helping people. At least, we do when we’re out of lulz to be had….

      • alex April 30, 2011 at 12:37 am - Reply

        you DO know it’s a guy fawkes maks right? guy fawkes is famous from the gunpowder plot. on the 5th of november he tied to blow up the british parliment with barrels of black powder. it was also used in V for vendetta as V tries to finish what guy started.

      • archworf May 1, 2011 at 2:40 pm - Reply

        I know 37 ways to kill you with nothing but a belt…Ooh, wait, strangling-38!

        • metalmaniac91 May 18, 2011 at 1:36 pm - Reply

          yeah im sure… people can believe you if you say things like that on the internet.

        • metalmaniac91 May 18, 2011 at 1:40 pm - Reply

          but im sure that if we saw you in the real world, we would laugh so hard our intestines would fall out our ass for saying that you know 38 ways to kill someone with a belt, when youre just a lonely scronny 38 year old dweeb who lives with his mum…. not the point though.. cool prank!

          • Rex June 13, 2011 at 6:55 pm -

            Spelled scrawny wrong, nub.

          • Jago July 7, 2011 at 10:36 pm -

            It was a joke, smart one

      • COMMONER SENSE September 7, 2011 at 6:14 pm - Reply

        dude it isn’t people like him, its fucking america, who the fuck wants to be the guy that goes, “ohhhhhh okay you can go through security with your suspiciously bomb-concealing belt that i can’t really tell is a bomb” and then have that be the guy that blows up the white house.
        so unless you want the TSA to stop completely and let the terrorists come to your house and kill your family in a car bombing accident, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE FUCKING POLICE-STATE AIRPORT
        they are, believe it or not, trying to do you a favor

        and he’s right, if someone did that with a pen, this being america, they would make it just cause to have all pens banned, BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO DEAL WITH THE POSSIBLE RISK, its just the way it is….. the world turns every day….. you don’t have to live in America if you don’t want, but if you want the security they provide for you, keep your fucking mouth shut

    • MoreCommonSense June 5, 2011 at 1:46 pm - Reply

      shut up Atwas you bell end its clearly not a terrorist training website is it.. use your sense of humour

      • Bullet August 19, 2011 at 5:50 pm - Reply

        lol use yours noob.

    • chris July 17, 2011 at 2:47 pm - Reply


    • Alpha July 30, 2011 at 11:01 pm - Reply

      Your a douche

      • Keith August 2, 2011 at 5:21 pm - Reply


  2. Oh, the drama April 25, 2011 at 8:50 pm - Reply

    How dramatic,atwas911. 99% of the people who see this probably aren’t the kind of people who want to hide explosive inside of a pen. Now that YOU give them that idea, though…

  3. Fake April 27, 2011 at 12:10 am - Reply

    All of these comments so far are trolls right?

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    • crashmburn May 11, 2011 at 6:46 pm - Reply

      pretty much

    • chris July 17, 2011 at 2:49 pm - Reply

      yes. yes they are. problem?

  4. troll April 27, 2011 at 6:06 pm - Reply

    I’m gonna use this to blow up a pen near the president, thanks internet.

    • FBI May 1, 2011 at 7:00 am - Reply

      You are being watched by the FBI now.. Privacy and freedom FAIL.

      • atwas911 May 17, 2011 at 1:19 am - Reply

        In all sickening reality.. He probably really is..

  5. TROLLING FAILURE April 27, 2011 at 11:55 pm - Reply

    When you are being a troll, PLEASE DEAR GOD DON’T BE SO OBVIOUS.

    • troll2 April 28, 2011 at 6:45 am - Reply

      trolled hard

      • anon April 30, 2011 at 1:45 am - Reply

        trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

        • 2anon4u May 10, 2011 at 3:01 pm - Reply


          • Megalonon May 18, 2011 at 1:57 am -

            This is some inception trolling…Are we at the 5th level of troll yet?

  6. fajas colombianas April 28, 2011 at 3:34 pm - Reply

    Its better to put two party poppers in there incase one becomes a dud. And it would be twice the fun!

    • Penn the Mighty May 8, 2011 at 9:37 am - Reply


  7. albizu campos May 1, 2011 at 5:19 am - Reply

    seems like hell of a lot of trouble for a 25cent pen. cheap bastard!

    • sausagenose October 26, 2011 at 3:59 pm - Reply

      Agreed. Wouldn’t it just be cheaper to buy a new pen?

  8. Wood Gas May 1, 2011 at 2:02 pm - Reply

    Was the 1st poster trolling or pointing out the ridiculous behavior of the earnest cretins working for TSA? Since drunk drivers kill far more innocents that terrorists ever have, maybe next we’ll have TSA with breathalizers and a friendly crotch grope at every bar soon.

    for the laaaaand of the free,
    and the hooo-oome of the brave.

    • atwas911 May 17, 2011 at 1:21 am - Reply

      Nice try kid.. But I work alone. :P

      • Justice193 May 18, 2011 at 2:31 pm - Reply

        0.O whaaaaaaaaaaa???????

      • Jawz May 26, 2011 at 1:49 pm - Reply

        Get over yourself

      • atwas911 July 7, 2011 at 10:39 pm - Reply

        Nice try kid, I know your not me

        • atwas911 September 11, 2011 at 6:43 pm - Reply

          Let’s all steal this guy’s name, it’ll be funny.

          • Atwas911 February 9, 2013 at 4:34 pm -

            Good.. take my name, by all means.. While the federal agents are kicking in your doors i’ll be hopping a cargo ship heading out into the Atlantic.

  9. Exploding Pen May 5, 2011 at 2:48 pm - Reply

    Great little prank but i think it would be better to spend a couple dollars and buy one.

  10. anon May 10, 2011 at 6:49 pm - Reply

    okay douchebag….no one cares about your opinions of the US…if you hate us so bad….FUCK YOU!…if you are an american then leave…if you aren’t I’d like to see whichever shitty country you’re from do something about us….AMERICA WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND MAKE YOU ALL FATTTT!!!

    ….be warned

    yes i know you are trolling just for the sake of trolling and idc, get a life and maybe a job so you could understand some stuff in life

    btw, V for Vendetta is an AWESOME movie

    • atwas911 May 17, 2011 at 1:56 am - Reply

      *nods* Perhaps..

      But in regard to your pondering.. I am indeed us.. Together we’re we..
      United we should be standing.. But there’s a division you see..
      For slumbering art thou.. Lost… In a dream..
      Fearing your wakening.. Because.. What it will mean..

      Best of wishes my friend..

      • Hazode June 6, 2011 at 5:22 pm - Reply

        Wisdom, dude

  11. Insomniak604 May 12, 2011 at 11:56 pm - Reply

    Lol wow. the comments are better than the fuckin’ prank.

    • whoopienon August 7, 2011 at 2:50 pm - Reply

      Lol. So true. I mean I would have loved to have known this in high school. However I used Parker Pens and I wouldn’t really want to distroy them in order to stop others from stealing….. hmmm nup I would have done it :D

  12. Scooter Puff May 13, 2011 at 4:36 am - Reply


    • Å|v|âÐ3ܧ July 17, 2011 at 9:06 am - Reply

      “Wicked” exposed you, you conniving little midgets

  13. Juanita May 15, 2011 at 9:17 am - Reply

    I agree, there does need to be a sarcasm font! lol Someone should work on that. Could use a STUPID font, too! It’s a freaking joke, my gosh!

  14. jas May 17, 2011 at 10:09 am - Reply

    “atwas911 says:
    May 17, 2011 at 1:56 am

    *nods* Perhaps..

    But in regard to your pondering.. I am indeed us.. Together we’re we..
    United we should be standing.. But there’s a division you see..
    For slumbering art thou.. Lost… In a dream..
    Fearing your wakening.. Because.. What it will mean..

    Best of wishes my friend..”

    you arent “us” or “we”;you are you.
    now get a life.

  15. Chuck Norris May 19, 2011 at 8:05 am - Reply

    C-c-c-c-c Combo Breaker!!!!!!!!!!!

    I Chuck Norris am from America or should I say America is from me! but ima let you finish but America at its worst is still better than everyone elses best nough said.

  16. Mr.Man May 21, 2011 at 12:16 am - Reply

    Hey, for an even better prank, just find the guy stealing your pen, and PUNCH THE MOTHERF*** IN HIS GODDAMN STEALING FACE.

  17. broken_toy May 29, 2011 at 7:29 am - Reply

    i will destroy your pen prank. after placing the popper in the pen, fill the rest of the pen with black powder so the thief gets there mother f***ing hand blown off. or hopefully its one of those assholes that removes pen caps with there teeth. oooh sweet justice for the toothless retard.

  18. Monica June 1, 2011 at 12:18 am - Reply

    Reaally really stupid, unnecessary and complicated, just buy a new pen!

  19. Jeez... June 1, 2011 at 8:11 am - Reply

    So much for having fun with a little prank. Some pages just shouldn’t have comment sections for the sheer fact that they take away from the article itself.

  20. Burt Fisher June 1, 2011 at 6:34 pm - Reply

    The fact is that no one here, anon or not, has actually tried to make the booby trap described in the original post. You will shit bricks when you see it, too. What a bunch of douches.

  21. Name June 9, 2011 at 3:37 pm - Reply

    This is much better than the fire cracker that leaks ink prank.

  22. Laura July 16, 2011 at 6:40 am - Reply

    :D I love Stumbleupon. And not because of the prank, but because of the comments. Day=Made.

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  24. Tiffany July 25, 2011 at 11:27 pm - Reply

    You all are freaking hilarious, thank you for the entertainment.

  25. Agent Cooper August 7, 2011 at 11:15 pm - Reply

    I’ve been filled with the knowledge that the troll will strike again.

  26. Wow. August 15, 2011 at 4:05 am - Reply

    Every time I read comments, I am amazed at how much of the Internet is retarded.

    Sarcasm people. It’s funny, not serious.

    • sausagenose October 26, 2011 at 4:01 pm - Reply

      For you to liken a mental impairment with sheer stupidity would suggest that you aren’t the sharpest tool in the box either.

  27. Bailey August 26, 2011 at 4:14 pm - Reply

    Okay, I really need to know. I stumbled upon this, and read the comments..not all of them, but some. How old are you people? I can’t tell if you’re 12, 20, or 40. Seriously..

  28. Atwas911 September 2, 2011 at 7:03 pm - Reply

    My work here is done..

  29. stupid January 2, 2012 at 9:23 pm - Reply

    Seriously? Someone comes up with an idea for a little prank to trick your friends, and all you people start ranting about terrorists and bombs? Get a life. A harmless firecracker is not going to kill the president.

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